Faded Yuppies

Their electronics grow ever smaller except for the wall-mounted plasma screens.  Their kitchen appliances are matching, character-retardant chrome and their cars are as unnecessarily large as possible to cover distances that have long since forgotten could be walked. Their people carriers and 4x4s have never seen a speck of filth, it's like buying a racehorse and only using it to teach the progeny of the yogalates set how to rising trot of a Sunday. That is when they are not holidaying around Lake Como or submerged in their bizarre world of Chanel salopettes and après ski couture.